dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

pugrider said: It had been a rain-free thursday and friday. I had plans for the weekend. The biggest of storms hit the city. THE TWO WHOLE DAYS.

Aww that sucks. We’ve had storms too

yukim116:

ボツにしたの使い道無いのでそのまま載せておきます

Me:  Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:  Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:  *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
roachpatrol:

paperpie:

One more Hemostuck picture! I am completely in love with Terezi’s Legislacerator outfit, I mean seriously. Look at those goddamn boots.

aaaahhh nostalgia

roachpatrol:

paperpie:

One more Hemostuck picture! I am completely in love with Terezi’s Legislacerator outfit, I mean seriously. Look at those goddamn boots.

aaaahhh nostalgia

lady-dixon:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

It’s probably rocket

shingekinokyojinheaven:

ok grandma
Me flirting

Me flirting

revputty:

halloween’s coming back around and you know what that means. fucken scary godmother that’s Right every single night i’m gonna watch that shit

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. women invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

hanaayo:

nice