I have a lot of feels over this
I thought this was setting up for a joke.
NO PLEASE MY OW
omg no just imagine him saying ‘i’m gonna get you out of here. i promise.’
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
When you find out your crush isnt single anymore
Sweetie, people with vaginas gotta look at a red toilet every month. We don’t like seein THAT either.
O God The Pain
Oh my god no
I’ve been laughing for like five minutes straight
I instinctively grabbed my dick to comfort it
why does this keep coming on my dash? I do not like it!