When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
i always see this post and i tell myself i’m not gonna reblog it but then i see the last picture and hes holding up a fucking motorcycle and how can i not reblog it
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that
"There’s nothing wrong with valuing your own life."